Gather around, everyone. Please, Doris, Diane.
大家都围过来 多丽丝 黛安
With this being Judy's last morning with us,
这是 Judy 和我们在一起的最后一个早晨,
I was thinking it'd be nice if we could go around the room
我在想 如果我们能在房间里走走 说说
and say what we appreciate most about her. I'll start us off.
我们最欣赏她的什么 那就太好了 我先开始吧
Scott, you really don't need to...
Scott 你真的不需要..
Your scones.
你的烤饼
Judy, your scones are truly a revelation.
朱迪 你做的司康饼真是让我大开眼界
One bite, one crumb can send me places I never before dreamt I could go.
一口 一块面包屑就能把我送到极乐世界
Your flavor combinations are so refined and, excuse my language, freakin' electric.
你的口味组合是如此精致 恕我直言 令人毛骨悚然
Look at me here. I'm babbling on and on.
看看我 我喋喋不休地说个不停
Doris, is there something you'd like to say?
桃瑞丝 你有什么要说的吗？
Sure.
当然
Well, Judy, even though I wouldn't feed your macaroons to my dogs.
朱迪虽然我不会把你的杏仁饼干喂狗
I still respect your work ethic and don't wish you any specific harm.
我仍然尊重你的职业道德 不希望你受到任何具体的伤害
I am so sorry to cut this short.
很抱歉打断你们的谈话
Doris, a moving tribute.
多丽丝 一个感人的致敬
I'm so grateful to have had the opportunity to work alongside each one of you.
我很感激有机会和你们每个人一起工作
But I have to go now. My planet needs me. Bye.
但我得走了 我的乐队需要我 再见
I thought her scones were shit.
我还以为她的司康饼是垃圾呢
Gary, come on, dude. That's all wrong, dude.
加里 别这样 伙计 这样不对
The Quilt Queens? And the P... whose P is that? Why is there a P...
被子女王? 还有那个 p 是谁的 p? 为什么有个 p..
Amir.
阿米尔
Judy, hi. As you can see, we're busy today so what do you want?
朱迪 你好 如你所见 我们今天很忙 你想要什么？
As promised.
正如承诺的那样
Okay. I'll listen to it.
好吧 我会听的
Okay.
好吧
What? What? Why are you still here?
什么? 什么? 你怎么还在这儿？
Oh, uh. I see Shark Dick just dropped off the Queef Queens show.
我看到鲨鱼迪克刚从 Queef Queens 的演出中退出
Very perceptive. What gave that away?
非常敏锐 是什么泄露了这一点？
Have you found a replacement opener yet? Will there be a replacement?
你找到替换的了吗? 会有替换的吗？
I don't know. I don't know.
我不知道 我不知道
Well, you know, we could open.
你知道 我们可以
Listen. I just, it's not a good idea. I don't think that's...
听着 我只是觉得这不是个好主意 我觉得这不是..
Amir, please.
阿米尔 拜托
You said we needed something recorded, so we made a demo.
你说我们需要一些录音 所以我们做了一个小样
You said we needed some experience, so we are about to embark on our first tour.
你说我们需要一些经验 所以我们准备开始我们的第一次旅行
Can you please, just please, listen to the tape before you make a decision?
你能不能在做决定之前先听听录音？
Fine, fine. Just leave.
好吧 好吧 走吧
Okay.
好吧
Just go.
走吧
All right. I'll call you later today to see what you think.
好吧 我今天晚些时候给你打电话 看看你怎么想
If you call me before Friday morning, I'm going to burn the demo.
如果你在星期五早上之前打电话给我 我就把样带烧了
All right. Friday morning it is.
好吧 那就星期五早上
Goodbye.
再见
Kay. Hi.
- Kay-嗨
Go. Leave.
走吧走吧
Yes!
太好了！
Morning.
早上好
It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon.
现在是下午四点
Mel. Mel!
梅 梅！
This place is still a sty. I thought you two were gonna clean it while I was gone.
这地方还是个猪圈 我以为我不在的时候你们俩会打扫干净
I had to replace all my drum heads.
我不得不换掉所有的鼓头
I started to clean
我开始打扫卫生
but then I needed to get high cause I hate cleaning.
但我需要灵感 因为我讨厌打扫卫生
But then I got tired cause weed makes me sleepy.
但后来我累了 因为大麻让我昏昏欲睡
Then I needed to sleep, so I slept.
然后我需要睡觉 所以我睡着了
I'm sorry.
对不起
Band meeting. Kitchen.
乐队会议厨房
Let's go. Up, up, up!
我们走 起来 起来 起来！
Okay. So... jobs quit, bags packed, merch boxed, guitars strung, drum heads replaced.
好吧 那么... ... 工作辞职 行李打包 盒装商品 挂吉他 换鼓手
Tour route mapped.
旅游路线图
Six shows, seven days, with the possibility of a seventh show back here with...
六场演出 七天 还有第七场演出的可能性..
Mel, drum roll, please.
梅尔 请鼓掌
The Queef Queens.
皇后区
The House of Independents show?
独立议院的表现？
The very same.
一模一样
Shutup.
闭嘴
No way.
不可能
Yes, way. And we all know who drums for the Queef Queens, right?
是的我们都知道谁是皇后乐队的鼓手对吧？
No.
没有
Yes. Jenn Jennings.
是的 詹妮 · 詹宁斯
And we all know Jenn Jennings' claim to fame, right?
我们都知道詹 · 詹宁斯的名声 对吧？
No.
没有
Also, no.
而且 也没有
She is owner, operator of Alliteration Records.
她是所有者 头韵唱片公司的经营者
Oh, man. Alliteration has such an awesome roster of bands.
天啊 押头韵乐队的花名册真是太棒了
Yeah.
是的
In the past year alone, they've put out the Brain Busters LP, the Acid Cat EP,
仅仅在过去的一年里 他们就推出了大脑克星 LP 酸猫 EP,
and two seven inches from Turd Toilet.
和两个七英寸的粪便厕所
And the soon to be released debut album from DUH.
即将发行的首张专辑从 DUH
Precisely.
没错
We open for the Queef Queens.
我们为 Queef Queens 开场
Jenn Jennings sees us, Jenn Jennings loves us.
詹妮 · 詹宁斯看到了我们 詹妮 · 詹宁斯爱我们
I give Jenn Jennings our demo.
我把我们的样带给珍 · 詹宁斯
Jenn Jennings offers us a record deal.
詹妮 · 詹宁斯为我们提供了一份唱片合约
We no longer have to work shit jobs
我们不再需要做那些狗屁工作
and we just get to tour and make music for the rest of our lives.
我们只需要在我们的余生中巡回演出和创作音乐
Fuckin' A. Yeah!
他妈的答对了！
I wouldn't celebrate just yet, or ever.
我现在还不会庆祝 以后也不会
Life has a way of dangling these small carrots of opportunity
生活总有一种方式
in front of our faces,
就是把机会摆在我们面前
ready to completely destroy and dismantle any hope in sight.
准备彻底摧毁和摧毁一切希望
The world is chaos. And, though together, we are alone to suffer.
这个世界是混乱的 尽管我们在一起 我们却要独自承受痛苦
Okay. Everybody up. Up, c'mon.
好了 大家起来 起来 快点
We're going on tour, yeah! We're going on tour, yeah! We're going on tour, yeah!
我们要去巡演了 耶! 我们要去巡演了 耶! 我们要去巡演了 耶！
Okay. Max.
好吧 Max
I don't want us to look like a bunch of amateurs on our very first tour,
我不想让我们第一次巡演看起来像一群业余爱好者,
so let's practice some stage banter.
我们来练习一下舞台戏谑
Right now?
现在吗？
Yes.
是的
Why?
为什么？
Because you suck at talking.
因为你不会说话
Mm-hm. Let's role play.
嗯 我们来角色扮演吧
Pretend we just finished our first song.
假装我们刚刚唱完第一首歌
What would you say?
你会怎么说？
Okay. Uh... hi, I'm Max and I'm here to say, uh
好吧 呃... ... 嗨 我是 Max 我来这里
we're in the band DUH, and we're playing right now.
是想说 呃 我们是 DUH 乐队的 我们现在正在演出
And, um... we hope you all like music...
希望你们都喜欢音乐
Um... our music, uh, cause, you know, music's special, um,
我们的音乐 因为音乐很特别,
and you're special for being here with us tonight.
今晚能和我们在一起 你很特别
Okay. Please stop.
好了别说了
Why? What's wrong with that... Whoa!
为什么? 这有什么问题... 哇！
Yikes.
哎呀
Aw. Jesus, Max. Are you okay?
天啊 麦克斯 你没事吧？
Yeah, all good. Face broke the fall.
是的 一切都很好 脸摔地上了
Aw. Now, where is the van?
货车在哪儿？
Huh. Uh... oh, I see it.
我看到了
Shit.
该死
No, no, no. Stop! Do not get in that van! I'm coming!
不 不 不 停下! 别上车! 我来了！
That's weird. Do we know those guys?
真奇怪 我们认识他们吗？
The van's getting repoed, dumbass.
货车要换了 笨蛋
Please, don't! No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
求你了不要不不不不不不
Goddammit!
该死的！
My one-hitter was in there. Fuck.
我的单打手在里面 妈的
Why is this happening?
为什么会发生这种情况？
Guys, we can fix this. We can. I think. Probably.
伙计们 我们可以解决这个问题 我想我们可以解决 也许吧
I warned us last night. The world is cruel and unforgiving.
我昨晚警告过我们 这个世界是残酷无情的
Shit.
该死
Now that I think about it, the creditors were calling a lot last week.
现在我想起来了 债权人上周打了很多电话
Fuuuuuuu...
福乌乌..
Okay. Last one.
好吧最后一个
Say a little prayer.
祈祷一下吧
Now, the waiting game.
现在 轮到等待游戏了
Hey!
嘿！
Keep walking.
继续走
Hey, is this you?
嘿 这是你吗？
You the kids that just tagged my windshield?
你们就是在我的挡风玻璃上做标记的那些孩子？
Uh... yes.
呃... 是的
That is my property. You are soliciting on private property.
那是我的财产 你在私人财产上拉客
We're sorry, sir.
我们很抱歉 先生
Mm-hm.
嗯哼
Now, what's the meaning of this?
这是什么意思？
Okay. We didn't know you were in there, so I'll just take this...
好吧我们不知道你在里面所以我就拿这个..
Now, what do you guys need a van for?
你们要货车干什么？
Cause of the man, man.
男人的原因 男人
Yeah. And we need it pronto so that our band can go on tour.
是的 而且我们需要尽快 这样我们的乐队才能继续巡演
You guys are in a band?
你们是乐队成员？
Yeah.
是的
Oh shit. You guys rip?
哦 该死 你们这些家伙偷东西？
Well, I believe we do. Yeah.
- 我想是 是的
Oh. Right on.
好极了
Well, does that mean that we can borrow your van?
那是不是意味着我们可以借用你的货车了？
Well, no.
没有
Full disclosure, that van back there also happens to be my home for the moment.
实话告诉你 那辆货车也是我暂时的家
You see, in this cut-throat, capitalistic world in which we now live,
在这个残酷的资本主义世界里,
your boy has fallen on hard times.
你儿子的日子不好过
The game is rigged and I am but a casualty.
这个游戏被操纵了 我只是个牺牲品
A victim.
一个受害者
But I am hopeful.
但我对此充满希望
Hey. I can drive y'all.
我可以开车送你们
I can roadie, too. I mean, every touring band needs a roadie. Don't they?
我也会乐队管理员 我是说 每个巡演乐队都需要一个乐队管理员 不是吗？
Ju... just throw me a few bucks and pay for gas and what-not.
给我几块钱加油什么的
Well, we could leave right now. What do you say?
我们可以现在就走 你说呢？
Um, not that I care, but who is the man driving the mystery van?
虽然我不在乎但是开这辆神秘货车的人是谁？
Oh. That's, um...
哦那是呃..
Sorry, I didn't get your name.
对不起 我不知道你的名字
My name's Peckerhead.
我叫啄木鸟
What?
什么？
Peck-er-head.
啄-木-鸟
That is not your name.
那不是你的名字
Well, that is what my daddy called me til the day he died.
我爸爸死的那天也是这么叫我的
Peckerhead's giving us a ride in his van.
白痴要用他的货车载我们
You can call me Peck. My friends call me Peck.
你可以叫我佩克 我的朋友叫我佩克
I'll stick with Peckerhead. Thanks.
- 我还是选啄木鸟 谢谢
Ladies' choice.
女士的选择
Well, Peck, on behalf of the entire band, it is wonderful to have you on board.
派克 我代表整个乐队欢迎你的加入
And now it's tour time.
现在是巡演时间
Hey.
嘿
Hey. Uh, we're running a little late and I don't wanna piss off the promoter.
我们要迟到了我不想惹毛赞助商
Any chance you could go, I don't know, like,
你能开快点吗,
ten miles above the speed limit when we're back on the road?
比限速高出10英里？
I'm afraid not, Judy pie.
恐怕不行 朱迪派
You see, this highway is teeming with patrolmen who wouldn't take kindly to a bunch of punks.
你看 这条高速公路上到处都是巡警 他们不会善待一群小阿飞的
Yo. Find anything, detective?
有发现吗警探？
All aboard.
请上车
Locked?
锁上了？
Glad we hauled ass.
很高兴我们死里逃生
I thought load-in was at 5:00?
我以为5点才上车呢？
That's what the promoter said.
赞助商是这么说的
So, how did you guys come up with the name DUH?
那么 你们是怎么想出这个名字的？
Uh, James Taylor was already taken.
詹姆斯 · 泰勒已经有主了
Someone's here.
有人来了
Um, hello, sir.
你好先生
You with the band?
你是乐队的？
Uh, yeah. Judy. Hi.
是的 朱迪 你好
Uh, we spoke over the phone.
我们通过电话
Okay.
好吧
Anything else I can help you with?
还有什么需要我帮忙的吗？
Um... well, uh, should we start to load in?
我们要开始装货了吗？
Sure. Whatever.
当然随便吧
It's not like there's a rush.
并不是说有什么急事
Sound guy doesn't get her til 9:00 and, uh, you're the only band booked tonight.
音响师9点才来你们是今晚唯一被预定的乐队
What? I thought this was a showcase.
什么? 我以为这是个展示会
Uh, yeah. And your band is being showcased.
是啊你的乐队被展示了
How much material do you have prepared?
你准备了多少材料？
Can you handle three hours with a 15 minute break between sets?
你能够在每组之间休息15分钟的情况下坚持3个小时吗？
Uh... we have 20 minutes of original material.
我们有20分钟的原始材料
22 with a Misfits cover.
22个带有 Misfits 封面的
Are you kidding me?
你在开玩笑吗？
I don't know where we're supposed to plug in.
我不知道我们应该在哪里插电
Whoa!
哇！
(SOUND GUY) I didn't say to stop, drummer.
我没让你停鼓手
(SOUND GUY) Stop!
住手！
(SOUND GUY) Alright, bass, you're up.
好了 贝斯 该你了
(SOUND GUY) We check vocal mics first.
我们先检查声带麦克风
Test. One, two, three. Test. One, two, three. Test.
测试 一 二 三 测试 一 二 三 测试
Uh, yeah. Can I just get a little bit more of her in my monitor?
是的 我能在监视器上多看一点她的照片吗？
I can't hear anything.
我什么都听不见
Um... test. One, two. Test. One, two.
试音 一 二 试音 一 二
Uh, yeah...
是的
Hey, just remember what we worked on. Okay?
记住我们的工作 好吗？
You got this.
你可以的
Hi. Uh...
你好
Fuck it. Let's just play.
去他的 我们继续玩吧
What's this?
这是什么？
Your cut.
你的那份
It's three dollars.
三块钱
Yeah, a dollar a head.
是的 每人一美元
What the fuck am I gonna do with three dollars?
我他妈的要这三块钱干什么？
I don't know. Invest in a better band? See ya.
我不知道 投资一个更好的乐队? 再见
Careful.
小心点
Well, I thought y'all did just great.
我觉得你们都做得很好
How much cash we rake in?
我们能捞到多少钱？
Shutup.
闭嘴
Like, what's the point of paying us at all?
比如 付钱给我们有什么意义？
That brings our total funds to $11.
这样我们的资金总额就达到了11美元
Great. We're screwed.
太好了我们完蛋了
Mm-hm.
嗯哼
I guess we have to take justice into our own hands.
我想我们得自己伸张正义了
Stand down, McClane.
退下 麦克连
Fuck.
操
(MEL) Chaos, man. Fucking chaos.
混乱 伙计 他妈的混乱
Hey, what time is it?
现在几点了？
Almost midnight.
快到午夜了
Let's just get out of here. Hmm?
我们离开这里 好吗？
Yeah.
是的
I'm just gonna use the bathroom before we hit the road.
上路之前我要去一下洗手间
Yeah. Make sure you piss and shit all over while you're in there.
是的 确保你在里面的时候尿得到处都是
Roger that.
收到
Just wash your hands.
洗洗手就行了
Man. Peck must be going to town in there.
老兄 佩克一定是要进城去了
Should I poop, too?
我也要拉屎吗？
Hello?
喂？
Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
该死该死该死该死该死
Get in the van. We're leaving.
上车 我们走
What is it?
这是什么？
Where are the keys to the van?
货车的钥匙在哪里？
I don't know. I think Peck has them. Why?
我不知道 我想在佩克那里 怎么了？
Oh, hey. Uh, what are y'all carrying on about?
你们在干什么？
Stay the fuck back!
他妈的退后！
Whoa. What the fuck is going on?
这他妈的是怎么回事？
Oh, no. It's all right. It's all right.
不 没事 没事
You know, Judy just got spooked because
朱迪只是被吓到了 因为她看到我
she caught me roughing up that promoter man back there.
在后面殴打那个赞助商
- He killed him. - What?
- 他杀了他 -什么？
He's a fucking monster.
他是个该死的怪物
Now, let's not resort to name-calling.
现在 我们还是不要骂人了
Did you really kill the promoter? Is that true?
你真的杀了那个赞助商? 是真的吗？
Yes!
太好了！
Of course not.
当然不是
Then why the fuck would she say that?
那她为什么要这么说？
Hell if I know.
我怎么知道
All I wanted was just to give him one good pop before we hit the road.
我只是想在我们上路之前给他一个惊喜
There were pieces of him everywhere. He's dead.
到处都是他的碎片 他死了
Oh, I beg to differ.
恕我不敢苟同
He is very much alive.
他活得好好的
I saw it. He was eating him and...
我看到了他在吃他..
He's alive.
他还活着
Dead.
死了
Alive.
还活着
Dead.
死了
Alive.
还活着
D-E-A-D.
死-了
All right, everyone. Shut up!
好了 大家都闭嘴！
Okay. I'm gonna go check it out.
好吧我去看看
Okay. Wait.
好吧等等
You may not want to go in there.
你可能不想进去
Eww.
真恶心
Y'all said he had it coming.
你们都说是他自找的
Where's his head?
他的头呢？
Goddamn.
该死的
All right, y'all. C'mon. We gotta hit the road soon.
好了 大家快点 我们得赶紧上路了
We got other towns to rock and what-not.
我们还有其他城镇要去摇滚
We need to get his keys and go.
我们得拿了他的钥匙就走
Okay.
好吧
Guys?
伙计们？
It's really fucked up in there.
里面真是一团糟
Where's the key to the van?
货车的钥匙在哪里？
Oh! Now I'll admit, an explanation is owed but that is my van out there.
哦! 现在我得承认 我欠你一个解释 但是外面那辆车是我的
Now let me buy you some dinner
现在我请你吃晚饭吧
and then if you still feel that I'm in the wrong,
如果你还是觉得我错了,
we can unload your stuff and go our separate ways.
我们可以卸下你的东西 然后分道扬镳
Mmm?
嗯？
No.
没有
Go ahead. Eat up. It's... it's on me.
吃吧 我请客
I guess I should open with an apology.
我想我应该以道歉开场
I'm sorry.
对不起
I'm sorry I murdered the hell out of that promoter man
我很抱歉在我有机会让你们知
before I had the chance to run it by y'all.
道之前就把那个赞助商给杀了
And I guess I should have been more forthcoming about my condition.
我想我应该对自己的情况更坦诚一些
And exactly what condition would that be, Peckerhead?
那具体是什么情况呢 笨蛋？
Well, every night at midnight I turn into some thing.
每天午夜我都会变成某种东西
Now I don't know what that thing is.
现在我不知道那是什么了
I honestly can't remember how or when it started,
我真的不记得是什么时候开始的,
but it only lasts for thirteen minutes.
但只持续了13分钟
And then I'm fine.
然后我就没事了
Fine? You killed and ate a man.
很好? 你杀了人还吃了人
Please, keep it down.
拜托小声点
Okay. I did, yes.
好吧是的
Right. And, uh, who's to say it wouldn't be one of us next time?
是的 谁能保证下次不会是我们中的一个呢？
One of my band mates? Shit, no.
- 我的乐队伙伴?-该死不是
I... I am in complete control.
我... 一切尽在掌握
Control. Okay.
控制好了
Hey, Peck, do you have diabetes.
嘿 Peck 你有糖尿病吗
No, why?
没有 怎么了？
I thought so.
我想也是
What's that?
那是什么？
You know exactly what this is.
你很清楚这是什么
I found this in his glove compartment earlier today.
今天早些时候 我在他的手套箱里发现了这个
So you're on smack, too.
所以你也吸毒了
Aw Peck. Say it ain't so.
噢 佩克 说不是这样的
Now, now hold the phone.
现在 现在拿着电话
You think that, that I use this for shooting dope? Hardly.
你认为我用这个来吸毒? 不可能
How do you think I control this thing, huh?
你以为我是怎么控制这东西的？
I use this to sedate myself every night to keep the beast at bay.
我每天晚上都用这个来镇定自己 让自己远离野兽
Sorry.
对不起
Why wasn't the beast kept at bay tonight?
为什么今晚这头野兽没有被制服？
For, for one thing I didn't think it was right
首先 我认为这是不对的
for some joker to take advantage of my friends like that.
让某个小丑这样占我朋友的便宜
And when I saw how worried Judy was about getting to the next show,
当我看到 Judy 对下一场演出有多担心时,
what with lack of funds for gas and food, well, I had to do something.
由于缺乏汽油和食物的资金 我不得不做点什么
So I stuck up for all of us.
所以我为我们所有人挺身而出
By eating him.
通过吃掉他
I realize that some might think that that's an extreme response,
我意识到有些人可能会认为这是一种极端的反应,
but how else were we gonna to get paid?
不然我们怎么拿到钱？
Well, we didn't get paid, so.
我们没拿到钱所以
Yeah.
是的
Au contraire.
恰恰相反
Holy shit.
天啊
There's enough here for gas and food, maybe even a shower.
这里有足够的汽油和食物 甚至可以洗个澡
I understand how scary that must have looked.
我知道那看起来有多可怕
But I got this. Hmm?
但我有这个 嗯？
Please? It won't happen again.
求你了不会再发生了
Thank you.
谢谢你
I'm going to go pay for this.
我要去付钱了
I'll be right back.
我马上回来
No.
没有
Come on, Judy. I think we should give him another chance.
拜托 朱迪 我想我们应该再给他一次机会
No. He is literally a man-eating monster.
不 他真的是一个吃人的怪物
A monster who killed an asshole promoter that fucked us and a ton of other bands, too.
一个杀死了一个混蛋经纪人的怪物 还害死了我们和其他一大堆乐队
Yeah.
是的
No.
没有
Look, Judy. He said it wouldn't happen again.
朱迪 他说不会再发生这种事了
He called us his friends.
他说我们是他的朋友
No.
没有
All right. Let's take a vote.
好吧 我们来投票
All in favor to let Peck stay on with us for the time being, raise 'em.
所有同意让派克暂时和我们在一起的 举手
Sun's up, darling, not a monster in sight.
太阳升起来了 亲爱的 眼前没有怪物
What are we gonna do?
我们该怎么办？
Uh, continue to let him drive us around.
继续让他开车带我们转转
And pay for two star hotel rooms and gas and snacks and...
并支付两星级酒店房间和汽油和小吃和..
I'm not kidding.
我不是在开玩笑
What was it like last night?
昨晚怎么样？
With Peck?
和佩克？
Yeah.
是的
Fucking horrific.
真他妈的可怕
I mean, you saw the aftermath.
我是说 你也看到后果了
No no no, I mean like what did he look like?
不不不 我是说他长什么样？
Like, did he get like all ripped like Incredible Hulk
他是不是像绿巨人一样肌肉发达
or did he like turn into a sexy panther like in Cat People?
还是像《猫族》里那样变成了一只性感的黑豹？
No. No, nothing like that.
不不不是那样的
He was just like a paler, uglier version of himself if you can imagine.
如果你能想象的话 他就像是自己的一个更苍白、更丑陋的版本
It's tough.
这很难
Aren't you the slightest bit worried that he could turn on one of us?
难道你一点都不担心他会背叛我们吗？
Mmm. No.
嗯 不
I mean he seems to have a system in place.
我的意思是 他似乎有一个适当的系统
Or maybe, I just don't fear death anymore.
或者也许 我只是不再害怕死亡
Oh. Cool.
哦太好了
Hey Peck, can I ask you a question?
嘿 派克 我能问你个问题吗？
Sure buddy. What's up?
当然 伙计 怎么了？
What do people taste like?
人们吃起来是什么味道？
Oh, well. That's tough to say.
这很难说
You know, some people taste like dog shit.
你知道 有些人吃起来像狗屎
And then other people taste like watermelon sherbet.
其他人尝起来就像西瓜冰冻果子露
Hmm. Sounds like a metaphor for humanity.
听起来像是人性的隐喻
That's deep, dude.
太深奥了 伙计
What is the cheapest van on your lot?
你们那块地上最便宜的货车是什么？
Uh, what about to rent?
租房子怎么样？
Okay, what is the cheapest vehicle you have that runs?
好吧 你们这里最便宜的车是什么？
Jesus. Okay.
天啊好吧
Do you know of any other numbers that I should try?
你知道还有什么我应该试试的号码吗？
Yes. No, I already tried them.
是的不我已经试过了
That is how I got your number. So.
我就是这样得到你的电话号码的
Um, okay. Thank you. Goodbye.
好的 谢谢 再见
House of Independents, this is Amir.
独立议会 我是阿米尔
Amir, hi. Uh, this is Judy, from DUH.
阿米尔 你好 我是朱迪 来自 DUH
Uh, I know I'm calling a little bit earlier than...
我知道我打电话的时间有点早..
Judy. I said Friday. Goodbye.
朱迪 我说星期五 再见
Oh, hey Peck, wait.
嘿 派克 等等
Oh, good morning, miss.
哦 早上好 小姐
Uh, I was just gonna get some joe.
我正要去买点咖啡
Can I grab you a cup?
要我给你拿杯咖啡吗？
No. But, can I borrow the keys to the van?
没有但我能借车钥匙吗？
Oh sure.
当然
Ah, nice try Judy pie but I'm just going to hold on to these bad boys, huh?
啊 不错的朱迪派 不过我还是要留着这些坏家伙 嗯？
I'll be right back.
我马上回来
God, come on, Judy. We've done nothing but listen to your music the whole time.
上帝 拜托 朱迪 我们一直都在听你的音乐
Yeah, because my mixes rule, your mixes honk.
是啊 因为我的混音棒极了 你的混音棒极了
No they don't.
不 他们没有
Every one of my tapes is carefully curated.
我的每一盘磁带都是经过精心策划的
Each one tells a story.
每一个都讲述着一个故事
Yours are so one note, Max.
你的只有一个音符 麦克斯
You have even been known to put the same song twice on one side.
你甚至会把同一首歌放在一边两次
Who does that?
谁会这么做？
Me!
我！
No!
不！
Give it to me!
给我！
Suck my clit.
吸我的阴蒂
All right, all right, all right now.
好了 好了 好了
Ya'll quit it.
你们别闹了
Now the rules of the road dictate that the driver is in charge of picking the music.
现在 道路规则规定由司机负责挑选音乐
Now Judy, you had yesterday.
朱迪 你昨天
Max, you've got today and then Mel, you can have tomorrow if you want it.
麦克斯 你有今天 然后梅尔 如果你想的话 你可以有明天
Nothing matters.
什么都不重要
Max, will you do the honors?
麦克斯 你来做好吗？
For a band named Pissface this is a real quaint HQ.
对于一个名叫“面包脸”的乐队来说 这真是一个古怪的总部
How do you know these guys?
你怎么认识这些人的？
Uh, guy. And I don't.
呃伙计我不知道
I came across their demo last year and I just cold called the number on the back.
去年我偶然看到了他们的样本 我就直接拨打了背面的电话号码
You got gumption to the gills, girl.
你真有进取心姑娘
How do we know that Pissface isn't a bunch of creeps?
我们怎么知道小鬼脸不是一群讨厌鬼？
Well, I talked to their bassist Nick a couple times on the phone.
我和他们的贝斯手尼克通过几次电话
Seems like a little bit of a goon, but kind of like a harmless goon.
看起来有点像呆子 但是有点像无害的呆子
Judy?
朱迪？
Hey. I'm Nick.
嘿我是 Nick
Oh, um. Hi.
你好
Really nice to meet you.
很高兴见到你
So, I know it's a bit cramped, but you guys can crash in my room.
我知道这里有点挤 但你们可以睡我的房间
You can probably fit two in the bed and then we have some sleeping bags
你大概可以在床上放两个人 然后我们有几个睡袋
for whoever wants to crash on the floor.
谁想睡在地板上就可以用
Are you sure that it's cool that we're taking over your space?
你确定我们占用你的空间没问题吗?
Yeah, yeah totally.
是的 是的 当然
So I'll let you guys relax and decompress,
我让你们放松放松,
um, but I was thinking maybe later we could grab some beers, go swimming?
不过我想待会我们可以一起喝点啤酒去游泳吗？
Oh man. I bet you can do a sick jackknife.
哦 伙计 我打赌你可以做一个变态的折叠刀
Well, you'll have to wait and see.
那你就等着瞧吧
I can't wait.
我等不及了
Okay. Great.
好的很好
Um, make yourselves at home.
请随意
I'm sorry, is it just me,
不好意思是不是只有我,
or is he not one of the most beautiful men we have ever laid eyes on?
或者他不是我们见过的最帅的男人之一？
I know, right?
我知道 对吧？
He's okay.
他没事
He's like a baby deer or something.
他就像一只小鹿还是什么的
Yeah, like a baby deer with perfect teeth.
是啊 就像一只牙齿完美的小鹿
- Ohh! - Damn!
- 哦!-该死！
Mm-hmm.
嗯哼
You better fuck that guy.
你最好上了那家伙
Jesus, Mel. Shhh.
天啊 梅尔 嘘
Are you guys talking about blowjob eyes?
你们是在说口交眼睛吗？
(Max) Yup.
是的
What a fucking babe.
真他妈是个宝贝
You know, he reminds me of this camp counselor I used to have back in the day.
你知道吗 他让我想起我以前的一个夏令营辅导员
Same emerald green eyes, same impeccable jawline, same inviting smile.
同样的翠绿色眼睛 同样无懈可击的下巴轮廓 同样诱人的微笑
He used to just sit next to me at lunch.
吃午饭的时候他总是坐在我旁边
He would just sit down and he would run his...
他只是坐下来 然后跑他的..
(Mel) Ew!
恶心！
Max, have some decency.
麦克斯 庄重点
What?
什么？
Oh, ew.
哦恶心
Whew. Lookin' good, Maxy boy.
看起来不错啊 麦克斯小子
Do it again. Hit me with it.
再来一次 用它打我
Hey.
嘿
Hi.
嗨
Mind if I join you?
介意我加入你们吗？
Cheers.
干杯
Cheers.
干杯
Hey Nick, watch this.
嘿 尼克 看这个
Good one, dude.
说得好 伙计
Thanks!
谢谢！
Max is an odd duck, huh?
麦克斯是个怪人 是吧？
Oh yeah. Yeah.
哦 是的 是的
So I'm pretty stoked about the show tomorrow.
所以我对明天的演出很有信心
Mmm. Me too.
我也是
Yeah. I've listened to your band's demo nonstop.
是啊我一直在听你们乐队的小样
I was actually pretty nervous to meet you guys today.
今天见到你们我真的很紧张
Oh really?
真的吗？
Yeah. I mean after talking to you on the phone I didn't think you'd be so cute.
是的 我是说 在和你通过电话之后 我没想到你会这么可爱
- Not that I didn't think that you would be cute... - Mm-hmm.
- 不是我觉得你不可爱...-嗯哼
Ah. Or attractiveness was the only quality that I thought about.
或者说吸引力是我唯一考虑的品质
I don't really know what I'm saying right now.
我现在真的不知道自己在说什么
I'm sorry, I'm rambling.
对不起 我在胡言乱语
No, please. Ramble away.
不 请走开 随便走走
I just think that you are cool.
我只是觉得你很酷
And pretty.
而且很漂亮
And your band kicks ass.
你的乐队棒极了
Nah, no, no. No beer.
不 不 不 不要啤酒
More rambles.
更多的漫步
Um.
嗯
You're cute, too.
你也很可爱
Yeah?
是吗？
Yeah.
是的
Hate to interrupt y'all, but it's almost midnight.
不好意思打扰你们 但已经快午夜了
It's time for my insulin.
该注射胰岛素了
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck...
操你 操你 操你 操你 操你 操你 操你..
Hey.
嘿
Everything okay?
一切都好吗？
Yup. Just tucked Peck in for the night.
是的 刚刚给佩克掖好被子过夜
Ah. He knows he doesn't need to sleep in the van, right?
啊 他知道他不需要睡在车里 对吧？
Mmm. No, he does.
嗯 不 他喜欢
Okay.
好吧
Well.
好吧
Well.
好吧
Do you need to borrow a shirt?
你需要借件衬衫吗？
Uh. Nah, nah. I'm good.
不用不用我很好
Headed to bed?
要去睡觉了？
Yeah. Everyone else seems to have headed to their respective sleeping quarters to...
是啊 其他人似乎都去了各自的房间..
sleep.
睡觉
Um, well, if you wanted we could just sit around here and talk.
如果你愿意的话我们可以坐下来聊聊
Yeah. That sounds nice.
是啊 听起来不错
We could... talk.
我们可以... 谈谈
Aw fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah.
操 操 操 操 操 操 操 操
Ah. Ah. Ah. Mmm. Ah. Oh.
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
Yeah. Oh. Yeah.
是的 哦 是的
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit I'm cumming.
哦 该死 哦 该死 哦 该死 我要射精了
What? No!
什么? 不！
Oh, I came so hard.
哦 我来得太猛了
Uh, uh. Fuck, I came so hard.
妈的 我来得太猛了
What? Goddamnit.
什么? 该死的
Uh. Hey, where are you going? Hmm?
你要去哪儿？
(MEL) Is it too early to open a beer?
现在开啤酒会不会太早？
(MEL) Oh my god, Max.
天啊 麦克斯
Nick, what's your favorite potato chip flavor?
尼克 你最喜欢什么口味的薯片？
Uh, sour cream and onion, bro.
酸奶油和洋葱 兄弟
I like gummy worms.
我喜欢软糖蠕虫
(All) Morning.
(全体)早上好
What's with all the commotion?
怎么这么乱？
Peck made scones for everybody.
佩克给大家做了司康饼
You bake.
你烤蛋糕
Aw, I dabble.
偶尔玩玩
Aw, don't be so modest Peck.
别这么谦虚
These are the best scones I've ever had in my entire life.
这是我这辈子吃过的最好吃的司康饼
Mmm. Mmm.
嗯嗯
Ah, fuck yeah, ah.
啊 他妈的是啊 啊
Mmm. Mmm.
嗯嗯
Well, thank you kindly, Nicholas.
谢谢你的好意 尼古拉斯
(MEL) No, seriously. You should try one.
不 说真的 你应该试试
They give your babies a run for their money.
他们让你的孩子们为他们的钱而奔跑
Hot damn.
该死的
Judy, you bake?
朱迪 你烤面包吗？
Mm-hmm.
嗯哼
We should swap recipes sometime.
我们应该找个时间交换一下配方
Mmm. Pass.
算了吧
You should really try one.
你真的应该试试
Mmm. Goddammit.
该死的
You smoke?
你抽烟吗？
I do.
我知道
Ooh. Thank god.
谢天谢地
Can I uh, bum one of those?
能给我一根吗？
Shiloh. Dominion Rising.
希洛 自治领崛起
We're uh, headlining this little thing.
我们正在做这件小事
Judy. DUH.
朱迪
Oh, the opener.
哦 开瓶器
Nice.
很好
Actually, we're going second to last. So.
事实上 我们是倒数第二 所以
And what do you play?
你玩什么？
Co-vocalist and bass...
共同主唱和贝斯手
That's cute.
真可爱
I'm the sole vocalist. Lyricist, too.
我是唯一的歌手 也是作词人
In addition I also write most of the music for the band.
此外 乐队的大部分音乐也是我写的
Cool. That must be, um...
太好了那一定是..
I guess you could call our music a meditation on love and loss.
我想你可以把我们的音乐称为对爱和失去的沉思
But, ultimately I think it's just about the human experience.
但是 最终我认为这只是关于人类的经验
I mean, don't get me wrong, it's not all raw emotion.
我的意思是 不要误会我的意思 这不全是原始的情感
We can get super political too.
我们也可以变得超级政治化
Our last track was about Laos.
我们的最后一首歌是关于老挝的
What about it?
怎么了？
You're kidding right?
你在开玩笑吧？
So, are you guys on tour or what?
你们在巡回演出吗？
Yeah.
是的
Actually, uh, this is our first...
事实上这是我们第一次..
Us too.
我们也是
Yup. Four days. For now.
是的 四天 目前为止
I gotta tell you though, the gig life, not easy.
不过我得告诉你 现实生活并不容易
When you guys get there you'll see.
当你们到了那里你们就会看到
It's not the romantic adventure you thought it would be.
这不是你想象中的浪漫冒险
That's good actually.
这实际上是好事
♪ When you get there and you see ♪
♪当你到达那里 你看到♪
♪ that's it's not the romantic adventure you thought it would be ♪
♪那不是你想象中的浪漫冒险♪
Shit.
该死
I gotta get this poetry on paper.
我得把这首词写在纸上
Thanks for the smoke.
谢谢你的烟
Hey.
嘿
Can I get that back?
我能拿回来吗？
Oh.
哦
Wait, look at that. What is that?
等等 看那个 那是什么？
Ohh.
哦
Hey. How ya doing?
嘿 你好吗？
Seven songs, five bucks. Can't beat that deal, huh?
七首歌五块钱还不够吗？
Fun fact, uh, we commissioned local artist Marshmallow Dicks to create the front sleeve.
有趣的是 我们委托当地艺术家 Marshmallow Dicks 创作前袖
Gorgeous, right?
很漂亮吧？
Be sure to stop back again.
一定要再来一次
I would ease up on that sales pitch.
我会放慢推销的速度
What do you mean?
什么意思？
Desperation don't sell demos, dude.
绝望卖的可不是小样伙计
Did you take a box of demos?
你拿了一盒样带吗？
Have you been giving any away?
你有送出去吗？
No.
没有
Ah, shit.
该死
We are definitely missing a box.
我们肯定少了一个箱子
Hey!
嘿！
I found my new calling, y'all.
我找到了我的新使命
35 demos. Sold.
35个小样卖出去了
Hi, are you selling the DUH demo?
嗨 你在卖 DUH demo 吗？
Ah, you bet.
啊 当然
I'll take one. Actually make that two.
我要一个 两个吧
All right, ten bucks.
好吧 十块钱
Thank you.
谢谢你
Awesome. You guys rule.
太棒了 你们太棒了
Thank you, ma'am.
谢谢你 夫人
Ah, so glad we met, dude. So glad.
见到你真高兴 伙计 真高兴
Hey, pleasure was all mine. Really.
嘿 我很荣幸 真的
Stay in touch?
保持联系？
Oh, no doubt, amigo.
毫无疑问 朋友
You smell so good. Always.
你闻起来真香 一直都是
Okay, okay, okay.
好了好了
What's this?
这是什么？
An invoice.
发票
For what?
为什么？
The morning after pill.
事后避孕药
(MEL) Max, get that man a beer.
麦克斯 给他拿瓶啤酒
(MEL) No, make that two beers. I want a beer.
不 要两杯啤酒 我要一杯啤酒
(PECK) Woo-hoo! You are crazy.
呜呼! 你疯了
(Mel) I didn't think that they were that bad.
(梅尔)我没想到他们有那么坏
Except, did you notice that the lead singer had an emotional support animal on stage?
除此之外 你有没有注意到主唱在舞台上有一只情感支持动物？
Like, what's with...
这是怎么回事..
I'm going to bed. Let's do this.
我要去睡觉了 我们开始吧
C'mon Judy. It's barely 11:00.
别这样 朱迪 还不到11点
Too bad.
太糟糕了
Come on, dude.
拜托伙计
We just opened some beers and you're already making him sleep outside.
我们刚开了几瓶啤酒你就让他睡在外面了
Tough. I don't want to stay up any longer.
很难熬 我不想再熬夜了
So don't. We'll make sure he goes under before midnight.
所以不要 我们要确保他在午夜前睡着
No. Please, Judy?
不 求你了 朱迪？
Tonight's been so much fun.
今晚真是太有趣了
Please? Just a few more minutes?
求你了? 再给我几分钟？
Yeah, no, no. We'll take care of him.
不不我们会照顾好他的
Go to bed.
去睡觉吧
Goodnight.
晚安
Night, Casanova.
晚安卡萨诺瓦
Anyways, his dog is like his therapist, sort of?
不管怎么说 他的狗有点像他的心理医生？
(MAX) No, come on, give me. Let me try! Oh...
不 来吧 给我 让我试试! 哦..
(MEL) Oh shit, I still have some on me. Fuck.
妈的 我身上还有一些 操
(MAX) Okay, okay. I know how to do it.
好了 好了 我知道怎么做了
(MAX) What do I press?
我按什么？
Yo! Put your head down so he can get the top of your dome.
把你的头低下 这样他就能看到你的圆顶了
Yes ma'am, yes ma'am.
是的 女士 是的 女士
Oh, hey, hey, good mornin'!
哦 嘿 嘿 早安！
What's going on?
怎么回事？
Oh man. It was so gnarly.
天啊 真是太糟糕了
You're not gonna believe what happened.
你不会相信发生了什么
Try me.
说来听听
Fucking metalheads, dude.
该死的铁头 伙计
Metalheads?
重金属乐迷？
Uh-huh, in the parking lot.
嗯 在停车场
In the parking lot?
在停车场？
Yup.
是的
Metalheads in the parking lot?
停车场的铁头？
I can't believe you slept through the whole thing!
真不敢相信你竟然一直睡到现在！
What happened with the metalheads in the parking lot?
停车场的那些铁头怎么样了？
Well, anyone wanna do the honors?
好了 有人想来帮忙吗？
No, not me. I hate needles.
不 不是我 我讨厌打针
I'll go get you a blanket.
我去给你拿条毯子
What the fuck?
搞什么？
Metalheads.
Hey Sid Vicious, that's a nice blankie.
嘿 Sid Vicious 毯子真漂亮
Yeah, where's your fucking mohawk?
是啊 你那该死的莫西干头呢？
Your boyfriend cut it off?
你男朋友把它切掉了？
Have a beer on us, punk.
我请你喝啤酒 小子
Have at it, Peck.
吃吧 派克
Hey. Hey. Are you all right?
嘿 嘿 你没事吧？
Excuse me, fellas?
打扰一下 伙计们？
Fellas! Fellas, hello?
伙计们! 伙计们 有人吗？
You think you could take this somewhere else?
你能把这个带到别的地方去吗？
Me and my friends are trying to sleep here.
我和我的朋友们想在这里睡觉
You're not being very respectful.
你一点都不尊重人
Please.
求你了
Hey, fuckwad!
嘿 混蛋！
Holy shit.
天啊
Holy shit.
天啊
All right, asshole.
好吧 混蛋
You're cruisin' for a fuckin' bruisin'.
你在为一个该死的瘀伤游荡
Oh, shit! Fuck!
哦 该死! 操！
Ew!
真恶心！
(METALHEAD) Gruesome!
真可怕！
Ah! Ah! Oh fuck!
啊! 啊! 哦 妈的！
Oh, God!
哦 天哪！
(METALHEAD) Oh no! Oh that's crazy!
哦 不! 哦 这太疯狂了！
No, man. That's brutal, man.
不伙计这太残忍了伙计
That's... that's brutal man.
那是... 那是个残忍的人
Come on, come on. No, man.
快点 快点 不 伙计
Help! Help!
救命! 救命！
Hell nah, man! Hell n-ah!
该死的 伙计! 该死的！
Damn!
该死！
Cool.
酷
So?
那又怎样？
So what?
那又怎样？
Pretty cool, huh?
很酷吧？
Cool?
酷？
You think Peck killing two more people is cool?
你觉得派克再杀两个人很酷吗？
Jeez, ungrateful much?
天啊 忘恩负义？
I'll say.
我会说
Peck broke his promise.
佩克没有遵守诺言
You broke your promise.
你违背了你的诺言
Uh, to defend Max.
为麦克斯辩护
Yeah, and your uninterrupted Judy sleep.
是啊还有你不间断的朱迪睡眠
Unbelievable!
难以置信！
Now, don't be too hard on Judy.
别对朱迪太苛刻了
I don't need any veneration.
我不需要任何尊敬
I was just doin' what any friend would do in a situation like that.
我只是在做任何朋友在这种情况下都会做的事
Fuck!
操！
Fu... what day is today?
福... 今天星期几？
Wednesday?
星期三？
Friday?
星期五？
Yeah, it's Friday.
是啊 今天是星期五
Friday. Yeah. It's Friday.
星期五 对 今天是星期五
I need to get to a phone!
我需要一个电话！
House of Independents, this is Amir.
独立议会 我是阿米尔
Hi! Uh, this is Judy from DUH.
嗨! 我是 DUH 的朱迪
Judy! I'm disappointed.
朱迪 我很失望
I've been in the office a full 11 minutes, almost 12.
我在办公室待了整整11分钟 快12分钟了
You know, I didn't think I was gonna hear from ya.
我没想到你会联系我
Well, I, uh... I wanted to make sure you had time to get your coffee
我想在我打电话之前确认一下你有没
and your cruller before I called.
有时间去买咖啡和油煎饼
(Amir) I see.
我明白了
So, I listened to the demo.
所以 我听了演示
Does it look like she's getting good news?
她看起来像是得到了好消息吗？
I can't tell.
我不知道
Looks like she sat on a hornet's nest if you ask me.
如果你问我的话 我觉得她坐在马蜂窝上了
Yes! Yeah! Yeah!
太好了！
Yes! Yes! Woo-hoo!
太棒了! 太棒了! 呜呼！
Christ. This bozo.
天啊 这个笨蛋
Hi, Janey.
嗨 Janey
Judy.
朱迪
Of course! How are you?
当然! 你好吗？
Long time no see, right?
好久不见了 对吧？
Listen, I just talked to the promoter, if you can even call him that.
听着 我刚和赞助商谈过 如果你能这么叫他的话
And he mentioned that you guys are headlining tonight.
他还提到你们今晚是主角
Is that right?
是这样吗？
I guess. If that's what he said.
我想是吧如果他是这么说的话
Huh. Weird.
真奇怪
You know, from one artist to another, I have to say,
从一个艺术家到另一个艺术家我不得不说,
I think this lineup was made in haste.
我认为这个阵容是仓促安排的
With a reckless inattention to the fans who came out to see us.
对来看我们的球迷漠不关心
You know, Bernardsville is kind of a home away from home for us.
你知道 伯纳兹维尔对我们来说就像家一样
And from what I understand, your band is greener than sugar snaps.
据我所知 你的乐队比甜酒更环保
I see.
我明白了
You do?
是吗？
I'm delighted to hear.
我很高兴听到
We'll just go and explain that there was a misunderstanding
我们只是去解释一下这是个误会
and get the set times switched.
然后把时间调换一下
Oh no. There's been no misunderstanding.
不 没有什么误会
What was that?
那是什么？
We are closing out the show.
我们要结束演出了
Your band is opening for our band.
你的乐队要为我们的乐队演出
Poor, poor little Jack.
可怜的小杰克
Beanstalk or not, you don't wanna mess with this giant.
不管有没有豆茎 你都不会想惹恼这个巨人的
Oh yeah? Or what?
是吗? 不然呢？
Hands off the vehicle, hombre.
把手从车上拿开伙计
You're lucky I'm a pacifist.
你该庆幸我是个和平主义者
Boys!
孩子们！
- What a cunt. - What a cunt.
- 真是个混 真是个混蛋
Fuck!
操！
Uh, hi.
你好
Um, uh, I'm Max.
我是 Max
Uh, yeah. That's right.
是的没错
Max is my name and, uh, guitar is my game.
Max 是我的名字吉他是我的强项
- Uh, our band is called band DUH...
我们的乐队叫 DUH..
And uhh... and uhh... and uhh... and uhh
嗯... 嗯... 嗯... 嗯... 嗯... 嗯
Abort! Abort!
中止! 中止！
One, two, three, four. One, two!
一 二 三 四 一 二！
♪ I'm on a roll ♪
♪我在摇滚♪
♪ Got shit under control ♪
♪一切都在掌控之中♪
♪ I'm sweating bullets and I'm lying through my teeth ♪
♪我汗流浃背 满口谎言♪
♪ And what you see is no concern to me ♪
♪你看到的与我无关♪
♪ I know I'll never be shit compared to you ♪
♪我知道我永远比不上你♪
♪ And it's not for lack of trying ♪
♪并不是因为缺乏尝试♪
♪ And I know that I've been here before ♪
♪我知道我以前来过这里♪
♪ What else can I say? ♪
♪我还能说什么♪
♪ But ♪
♪但是♪
♪ Right ♪
♪对了♪
♪ Now ♪
♪现在♪
♪ I'm ♪
♪我是♪
♪ Stuck in a rut ♪
♪卡在车辙里♪
♪ Stuff asphalt in the cut ♪
♪把沥青塞进路口♪
♪ A litmus test for the strength of my resolve ♪
♪一个测试我决心力量的试金石♪
♪ If I come back ♪
♪如果我回来♪
♪ Walking panic attack ♪
♪步行恐慌发作♪
♪ It's not how you bounce back ♪
♪这不是你怎么反弹回来的♪
♪ It's how well you fall ♪
♪关键在于你摔得有多好♪
♪ And I'm sick and tired of trying ♪
♪我厌倦了尝试♪
♪ And I know that I'll be back again ♪
♪我知道我会回来的♪
♪ The meaning of life is dying ♪
♪生命的意义就是死亡♪
♪ Some wise old words I've heard before ♪
♪我以前听过一些睿智的老话♪
♪ Fuck it all to shit, I don't care anymore ♪
♪去他妈的 我不在乎了♪
♪ I'm too high to cry too rare to care ♪
♪我太高了 不能哭泣 不能关心♪
♪ I'm too high to cry too rare to care ♪
♪我太高了 不能哭泣 不能关心♪
♪ I'm too high to cry too rare to care ♪
♪我太高了 不能哭泣 不能关心♪
♪ I'm too high to cry too rare to care ♪
♪我太高了 不能哭泣 不能关心♪
♪ I ♪
♪我♪
♪ Give ♪
♪给我♪
♪ Up ♪
♪上来吧♪
Thank you, ma'am.
谢谢你 夫人
Nice dance moves earlier.
刚才的舞步不错
Yeah. I probably should have stretched beforehand.
是啊 我应该先伸个懒腰
Oof!
哎呀！
Well, drink up, grandpa.
好吧 喝光它 爷爷
Look, um, I know you and I haven't exactly seen eye to eye so far this tour.
我知道你和我在这次巡演中看法不一致
And, um, I still haven't exactly come to terms with the fact that you are a monster...
我还是不能接受你是个怪物的事实
Well I prefer the term, "thing."
我更喜欢”东西”这个词 ”
Thing, that eats people.
吃人的东西
But, I also know that you're not a bad guy.
但是 我也知道你不是个坏人
And I'm happy you're here.
我很高兴你在这里
Sometimes.
有时候
Well comin' from you, that is a glowing endorsement.
从你嘴里说出来 这是一个热情洋溢的认可
For as long as I can remember, this is all I have ever wanted to do.
从我记事起 这就是我一直想做的事
And tonight felt like the first time that I was actually doing it.
今晚感觉像是我第一次真正做到这一点
So, thank you.
所以 谢谢
My pleasure.
我的荣幸
Oh, well, almost showtime, huh?
马上就到表演时间了 是吧？
I should probably get to it.
我该走了
Do you wanna come inside, make sure everything's on the up and up?
你要不要进来看看 确保一切正常？
Nah. I trust you.
不 我相信你
Night, Peck.
晚安 派克
Night.
晚安
Peck! We gotta move, let's go!
佩克! 我们得走了 快走！
What could be taking him so long?
他怎么这么久才来？
Pecker! Let's go!
佩克! 我们走！
Why are you wearing our shirt?
你为什么穿着我们的衬衫？
Okay, A, it's the only thing clean I have.
好吧 a 这是我唯一干净的东西
And, two, our band is good.
第二 我们的乐队很棒
God, I am so hungover.
天啊 我宿醉得厉害
Oh, Max, give me your hand.
Max 把手给我
Why?
为什么？
Max, hand.
麦克斯 手
What is this?
这是什么？
Memorize it word for word.
把它一字一句背下来
Is this really necessary?
这真的有必要吗？
Yes.
是的
Absolutely.
当然
Oh, there he is. Finally.
他终于来了
Sorry to keep y'all waitin'.
抱歉让你们久等了
So, where we headed, huh?
我们要去哪儿？
Coffee!
咖啡！
♪ Your words cut like suicide razor blades ♪
♪你的话像自杀刀片一样划破♪
♪ Your heart as black as the crow in the midnight sky ♪
♪你的心像午夜天空中的乌鸦一样黑♪
♪ You destroyed his nest and set him free ♪
♪你毁了他的巢 让他自由♪
♪ But did you know? That crow was me ♪
♪但你知道吗? 那只乌鸦就是我♪
♪ Die! ♪
♪去死吧♪
♪ Become emptiness ♪
♪变成空虚♪
♪ Fly! ♪
♪飞起来吧♪
♪ Escape nothingness ♪
♪超越虚无♪
♪ Greed ♪
♪贪婪♪
♪ Power ♪
♪力量♪
♪ Hatred ♪
♪充满仇恨♪
♪ Fear ♪
♪害怕♪
♪ Bullets ♪
♪子弹♪
♪ War ♪
♪战争♪
♪ Bondage ♪
♪充满束缚♪
♪ Death! ♪
♪死亡♪
Good luck out there, okay?
祝你好运 好吗？
Whoops!
哎呀！
Thanks. We're DUH.
谢谢 我们是 DUH
If anyone has a place for us to crash tonight, that'd be most excellent.
如果今晚有人能给我们找个地方过夜 那就太好了
We got some demos and t-shirts for sale.
我们有些样带和 t 恤要出售
This is our last song and it goes out to our buddy Peck.
这是我们最后一首歌 献给我们的伙伴派克
One, two, three, four!
一 二 三 四！
♪ Mommy always called me ugly ♪
♪妈妈总是叫我丑八怪♪
♪ And daddy dropped me from three stories on my head ♪
♪爸爸把我从三层楼上摔下来♪
♪ I wanna die ♪
♪我想死♪
♪ I wanna die ♪
♪我想死♪
♪ Young ♪
♪年轻的♪
So how was my stage banter? Did I bring it?
我在舞台上的玩笑怎么样? 我表现得怎么样？
It was adequate with a capital A.
大写的 a 就足够了
I second that. Very proud, Maxwell.
我同意 非常骄傲 麦斯威尔
Thanks.
谢谢
Hey, you guys were so good.
你们太棒了
Do you have any music for sale?
你们有卖音乐的吗？
Max, demo the girl.
Max 给那女孩演示一下
Thanks. Are you guys still looking for a place to crash tonight?
谢谢你们今晚还在找地方睡觉吗？
We are indeed.
我们确实是
Well if you'd like, you can come with me to my grandma's. We've got tons of room.
如果你愿意 你可以和我一起去我奶奶家 我们有很多房间
Really? You're sure she wouldn't mind?
真的? 你确定她不会介意？
Yeah, she's totally cool with it.
是啊她完全没意见
We already have another band staying the night.
我们已经有另一个乐队在这里过夜了
Ah, rad! Who's the other band?
啊 酷毙了! 另一个乐队是谁？
Turf war.
地盘之争
A roof's a roof, y'all.
屋顶就是屋顶
Ugh. He even walks like a dickhead.
他走路都像个白痴
I guess we can officially call each other tour mates now.
我想我们现在可以正式称呼彼此为旅行伙伴了
Here's the situation.
情况是这样的
I talked to the girl, and there are two rooms in this house. One for each band.
我和那个女孩谈过了 这个房子里有两个房间 一个给一个乐队
Now, I figured given the fact that y'all are last minute additions,
既然你们都是临时添加的,
we'll take the larger room.
我们住大一点的房间
I mean, that and the fact that we're four men and just need more space.
我的意思是 我们是四个男人 只是需要更多的空间
You think I'm being sexist or somethin'? I mean, this is just biology here.
你觉得我是性别歧视还是什么? 我是说 这只是生物学上的
More body mass and all that. You guys understand, right?
更多的体重之类的你们明白吧？
Glad we cleared that up.
很高兴我们澄清了这一点
Maybe we just leave and drive through the night.
也许我们只是离开 开车穿过黑夜
Ah, nonsense. You guys need a good night's sleep before the big show.
啊 胡说 你们在演出前需要好好睡一觉
We can make this work.
我们能做到的
Yeah, I mean, it is getting late.
是啊 我是说 已经很晚了
Okay.
好吧
Peck, you sleep in here. The three of us, we'll stay in the living room.
派克 你睡在这里 我们三个睡客厅
Are you sure?
你确定吗？
Yeah. You snore like a son of a bitch so don't think this is like a selfless gesture.
是啊 你打呼噜就像个狗娘养的 所以别以为这是无私的举动
I'll take it.
我要了
We just need to get the sleeping bags from the van.
我们只需要把睡袋从车里拿出来
Well, here.
好吧 给你
You get what you need from the van and, uh, I'll hit the hay.
你去车上拿你需要的东西我去睡觉
I guess I'l go get all of our shit.
我想我要去拿我们所有的东西
Chase Nutley and here are tonight's top stories.
大通纳特利和这里是今晚的头条新闻
Murderous mayhem at the Moon Motel. How did a cozy cabin off the highway
月亮旅馆的血腥暴力 一个舒适的高速公路小屋如何
become a sick carnival of carnage early Saturday morning?
成为一个病态的嘉年华周六清晨大屠杀
Bedtime.
就寝时间
On the scene is our own Chip Hardaway with the latest.
在现场是我们自己的芯片哈达威与最新
Where should we set all of this up?
我们应该在哪里设置这一切？
Thanks, Steve.
谢谢 史蒂夫
Well it was a grizzly scene as the police were called over here to the Moon Motel on RT 9
当警察被叫到 RT 9上的月亮旅馆时 这是一个令人毛骨悚然的场景
where officers discovered the dead and half-eaten bodies of two motel employees.
警察在那里发现了 两名汽车旅馆员工的尸体和吃了一半的尸体
The officers were offering no information on leads at this time
警方目前没有提供任何线索
but they have confirmed the identities of the two victims.
但他们已经确认了两名受害者的身份
They are Mark Spivey, age 27...
他们是 Mark Spivey 27岁..
Where's Max?
麦克斯在哪儿？
Hey, have you guys seen...
你们有没有看到..
Hello there.
你好
Damn. It looks like you guys won't be making the show tomorrow night.
该死看来你们明晚不能上节目了
But, fear not, we'll just make...
但是 不用担心 我们只要..
Hello.
你好
Hey, it's past midnight and my grandma has work really early in the morning.
嘿 已经过了午夜了 我奶奶明天一大早还要工作
You guys really need to keep it down or she's gonna be pissed.
你们最好小声点 不然她会生气的
Of course. Of course. Namaste.
当然当然合十礼
Where was I?
我说到哪儿了？
Oh, the show.
哦 那个节目
Fear not, we'll just make sure to stop by the venue
别担心 我们会顺便去一下会合
in case The Queef Queens need a last minute replacement.
地点 以防皇后区最后一刻需要换人
Now all we have to do is round up your white trash roadie and we'll be on our way.
现在我们要做的就是抓住你那个白人垃圾管理员 然后我们就可以上路了
Hoo, so, uh, that was pretty wild back there, huh?
呼 那么 呃 刚才真是太疯狂了 是吧？
Oh! What the fuck?!
搞什么? ！
Does anybody have any music they wanna listen to?
有人想听什么音乐吗？
Hey, Max, you wanna choose a station?
嘿 麦克斯 你想选一个电台吗？
All right, listen, I am really sorry that you're all covered in my dookie
好吧 听着 我真的很抱歉你们都被我的大便盖住了
but I came to your rescue, didn't I?
但是我是来救你们的 不是吗？
How were you able to do that when you sedated yourself?
当你给自己打镇静剂的时候 你是怎么做到的？
Just some kind of sixth sense shit, I guess?
我猜是某种第六感吧？
Like when a mother knows that her kids is hurt.
就像一个母亲知道她的孩子受到了伤害
Wait!
等等！
Esteban Mendoza?
埃斯特班 · 门多萨？
Okay, wait. Ju... just let...
好吧等等就让..
What the fuck?
搞什么？
Peck, is this your van?
佩克 这是你的车吗？
I can't believe I was so stupid.
真不敢相信我这么蠢
Now hold your horses.
别着急
So this isn't your van.
所以这不是你的车
What have you been injecting yourself with?
你给自己注射了什么？
Water.
水
So you've been hydrating yourself every night?
所以你每晚都给自己补水？
I'm gonna be sick.
我要吐了
Hey, hey now.
嘿 嘿 现在
How many people have you killed since we started this tour?
自从我们开始这次巡演以来你杀了多少人？
Don't lie to us!
别对我们撒谎！
Well, counting the four back there?
算上后面那四个？
Just let them go.
让他们走吧
No, no can do. I mean, not at the moment at least.
不 不行 我是说 至少现在不行
We'll play our show tonight and then we'll decide our next move.
我们今晚演出 然后再决定下一步行动
No. No, we are not playing tonight.
不 不 我们今晚不演出
What?!
什么? ！
Come on.
来吧
No, I second that.
不 我同意
I mean you told me yourself, this is your dream finally realized.
我的意思是你自己告诉我 这是你的梦想终于实现了
Now if you don't follow through with it you're gonna regret it.
现在如果你不坚持下去 你会后悔的
Hey, you guys are 45 minutes late to soundcheck.
嘿 你们已经迟到45分钟了
I know. I'm sorry.
我知道 对不起
You smell like shit. Is that shit?
你闻起来像大便 是大便吗？
No. Um, the van broke down in mud, maybe it's manure. I don't.
不 车子在泥里抛锚了 也许是因为粪便 我没有
I don't know.
我不知道
How punk.
多朋克啊
Listen, if you wanna bring your van around, we have some guys who can help you load in...
听着 如果你想把车开过来 我们有人可以帮你装车..
No. Um, we, uh, got it ourselves, actually.
不是我们自己买的
Okay, then just get on stage. We have a sound guy waiting for you.
好吧 那就上台吧 我们有个录音师在等你
Hey. You're in DUH, right?
嘿 你在 DUH 对吧？
Uh, yeah. Hi, Judy.
是的 你好 朱迪
Right on. Jenn Jennings.
好极了 詹妮 · 詹宁斯
Yes. Of course you are. I, I know.
是的 你当然是 我 我知道
I, uh, just listened to your demo the other day. Your band is great.
我前几天刚听了你的小样你的乐队很棒
That's, uh, cool. That means a lot.
太好了这对我意义重大
Uh, I, we thank you.
呃 我 我们谢谢你
Um, we all really love you guys, girls, women.
我们真的很喜欢你们男生女生
Your band, we, uh, love also.
你的乐队我们也很喜欢
Nervous?
紧张？
Uh, very. Very nervous.
非常非常紧张
Do I look it?
我看起来像吗？
Uh, a bit but you know, nerves are good.
有一点 但你知道 紧张是好事
So what's the plan for the next release?
那么下一个版本的计划是什么呢？
Uh, well, we just got back from tour and things are kinda up in the air at the moment.
呃 我们刚从巡演回来 现在事情有点悬而未决
So, I don't know actually.
所以 实际上我也不知道
Totally.
完全正确
Hey, if you're into it, we should get together next week and talk.
嘿 如果你愿意的话 我们下周应该聚一聚 谈谈
My partner and I, we own a label and I think your stuff if right up our alley.
我的合伙人和我 我们拥有一个标签 我认为你的东西 如果对我们的巷子
Wow, really?
哇 真的吗？
Yeah.
是的
I, uh, we would really appreciate that.
我 呃 我们真的很感激
I'll, uh, be right back.
我马上回来
Could you just, uh, please, just excuse me? Okay.
- 你能不能失陪一下?-好的
What the fuck are you doing here?
你他妈的在这里干什么？
Oh, I just wanted to soak it in, be a part of the moment, you know?
我只是想沉浸其中 融入当下 你知道吗？
Where's the girl and her grandmother?
那个女孩和她奶奶在哪里？
Don't worry. I threw a couple of blankets over them.
别担心 我给他们盖了几条毯子
I'm just gonna be here a few minutes. No harm.
我只是在这里待几分钟 没什么大碍
It's over, Peck. You're out of the band.
结束了 派克 你被乐队开除了
Excuse me?
你说什么？
I don't think you have the authority to make that decision.
我认为你没有权力做出那样的决定
Okay, band vote. Who wants Peck out of the band? Raise 'em.
好吧乐队投票谁想让 Peck 离开乐队? 加注
After our set you're gonna let them go and drive off, and if you don't,
演出结束后你就放他们走然后开车走如果你不这么做,
I'm gonna call the cops and tell them everything.
我要打电话给警察告诉他们一切
Well, Judy, you might wanna rethink your ultimatum.
朱迪 你最好重新考虑一下你的最后通牒
And y'all might wanna rethink your vote, seeing that it's so close to midnight and all.
你们最好重新考虑一下你们的投票 因为现在已经快到午夜了
Yo, DUH, you're up!
哟 DUH 该你了！
Knock 'em dead, y'all.
敲死他们 你们所有人
Miss, the white van in the parking lot, is that yours?
小姐 停车场的白色货车是你的吗？
Miss? The white Dodge van, is that yours?
小姐? 那辆白色的道奇货车是你的吗？
There was an audible gasp in the courtroom when Judge Morris Roland declared a mistrial
当法官莫里斯 · 罗兰宣布涉及新泽西摇滚乐队 DUH 三
in the multiple homicide case involving three members of NJ rock band DUH.
名成员的多重谋杀案审判无效时 法庭上传来一声嘘声
After nearly two full days of deliberation,
经过近两天的深思熟虑,
twelve jurors returned to the court room split on whether to find the accused:
十二名陪审员回到法庭 对是否要找到被告产生了分歧:
27 year-old Judith Campbell
27岁的朱迪丝 · 坎贝尔
25 year-old Maxwell Jenkins
25岁的 Maxwell Jenkins
and 24 year-old Melissa Moxie
还有24岁的 Melissa Moxie
guilty of murdering four men on the night of August 15th.
罪名是在8月15日晚上谋杀了四个人
Many attribute the surprise outcome to Katrina McNeill
许多人将这一意外结果归咎于卡特里娜 · 麦克尼尔
and her grandmother, Ruth Dietrich, who testified in court last Friday
还有她的祖母露丝•迪特里希 上周五 迪特里希在法庭上作证称
that an older, yet-to-be-identified man,
一名年纪较大、身份尚未确定的男子
was responsible for the deaths of four men in Dietrich's cottage last August.
是去年八月迪特里希小屋四人死亡的元凶
The band, who have long maintained that they were taken hostage
乐队长期以来一直坚称他们被劫持为人质
and unable to escape both during and after the murders,
在谋杀期间和之后都无法逃脱,
left the courtroom earlier today, free for the first time in seven months.
今天早些时候离开了法庭 七个月来第一次有空
There are currently no plans for a retrial.
目前还没有重审的计划
♪ Deflated wasted lungs ♪
♪放气浪费的肺♪
♪ Irradiated blood ♪
♪放射性血液♪
♪ I've reassembled my head ♪
♪我已经重组了我的脑袋♪
♪ My brain is still a chemical spill ♪
♪我的大脑仍然是化学物质溢出♪
♪ My brain is still a chemical spill ♪
♪我的大脑仍然是化学物质溢出♪
♪ Deflated wasted love ♪
♪放弃浪费的爱♪
♪ Emaciated dove ♪
♪瘦弱的鸽子♪
♪ I've reassembled my head ♪
♪我已经重组了我的脑袋♪
♪ My brain is still a chemical spill ♪
♪我的大脑仍然是化学物质溢出♪
♪ My brain is still a chemical spill ♪
♪我的大脑仍然是化学物质溢出♪
♪ My little love I am not around♪
♪我的小爱 我不在你身边♪
♪ I've taken lost and I don't want to be found ♪
♪我已经失去了 我不想被找到♪
♪ There's a lot that is wrong in this world and me ♪
♪这个世界和我有很多错误♪
♪ There's a hole in my chest where my heart used to be ♪
♪我的胸口有一个洞 我的心曾经在那里♪
♪ There's a hole in my chest where my heart should be ♪
♪我的胸口有个洞 我的心应该在那里♪
♪ There's a hole in my chest where my heart should be ♪
♪我的胸口有个洞 我的心应该在那里♪